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Cyber Bananas

Cyber Bananas

Hacking, an intensely physical activity, becomes difficult if you suffer from constant muscle cramping. Wave goodbye to aches and pains with Cyber Bananas, now infused with performance-enhancing potassium which can increase your typing speeds to 175 WPM!


  • Produces aggressive red blood cells, perfect for network intrusion


  • Metabolise fats and carbohydrates directly into raw hacking energy


  • Remove unwanted file bloating from your liver and kidneys


  • Naturally generate more filesystem collagen, the kernel protein which holds your systems together


  • Added serotonin for happier hacking
    $50.50 Regular Price
    $40.40Sale Price
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