Keyboard & Mouse Butter

Keyboard & Mouse Butter

So you have the latest mechanical gaming keyboard, wireless mousemat with RGB backlighting, and three rows of macro keys with stickers of pentesting tools on them, but we guarantee you don't have our premium Keyboard & Mouse Butter.

 

All our butter is made with fair trade cold-pressed virgin coconut oil from Polynesia, so you can feel extra righteous while you hack.

 

  • Makes all your keystrokes and mouse movements slippery and unpredictable, improving resistance to doxing

 

  • Hacking becomes much harder, therefore you gain more kudos from your peers

 

  • Optimised shitposting speed; slide right into DMs in record time

 

  • Super greasy wireless mouse is very hard for adversaries to place inside evidence bags

 

    $199.99Price
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